{"product_id":"womens-business","title":"Women's Business","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeing a woman is a lot of work for someone who is literally just a girl.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYour hormones are restructuring. Your mood has filed several complaints. Your libido may or may not be answering emails. The thermostat is operating without authorization \u0026amp; somewhere along the way, your body scheduled another mandatory meeting you absolutely do not remember accepting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhether you're just beginning to navigate the corporate ladder of womanhood, somewhere in the middle wondering who authorized all these changes, or stepping into an entirely new era, Women's Business was made with you in mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBecause this isn't just period business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIt's hormone business. Mood business. Libido business. Hot flash ripping your clothes off at 2 am business.\u003cbr\u003eIt's the strange, beautiful, irritating, ever-changing experience of living in a female body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe rules change. The job description gets rewritten.\u003cbr\u003eJust when you think you've figured yourself out, your body hands you another version to get acquainted with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u0026amp; through every single version of you, one thing remains the same:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou're still the bitch in charge.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThe Witch's Cupboard\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHandcrafted with all-natural, organic essential oils, herbs \u0026amp; stone chips.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003ePlease direct all hormonal complaints, unauthorized changes \u0026amp; general female grievances to the Department of Women's Business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eSupports hormonal balance \u0026amp; overall female wellness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eHelps soothe bloating, menstrual cramps \u0026amp; monthly discomfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eEncourages emotional balance, mood changes, irritability \u0026amp; hormonal fluctuations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eGrounds \u0026amp; calms during times of stress, overwhelm \u0026amp; \u003cem\u003eif one more person effing speaks to me\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eOffers comfort through hot flashes \u0026amp; night sweats.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eEncourages sensual well-being \u0026amp; supports a changing libido.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eProvides gentle botanical support through the changing seasons of womanhood.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBecause your body may keep revising company policy without your approval.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManagement remains unchanged.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e1 oz glass rollerball bottle for topical use on the skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis product is not meant to replace medical treatment or intended to treat, diagnose, or prevent any disease.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ch5 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAlthough all ingredients are skin-safe, it is always best to do a patch test to ensure no allergies or irritations arise. If you have specific allergies to certain essential oils or herbs, please let us know so we can confirm that this blend is suitable for you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e","brand":"Twisted Twigs Earthen Goods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43302073663697,"sku":null,"price":13.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/8295\/0097\/files\/IMG_3886.jpg?v=1789070352","url":"https:\/\/twistedtwigsearthengoods.com\/products\/womens-business","provider":"Twisted Twigs Earthen Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}